The Three Word Story that never ends...

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Rants & Raves - Topic: The Three Word Story that never ends:

Okay. I've seen this before. Everyone adds to the story but only three words at a time.
Let me see if I can get things started.

One day a....

(Oooh, is this an erotic story?)

secret was discovered....

,TJ screws goats...

because he wasn't...

(Just remember: if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.)

gay like t0ejam...

A local reporter...

had photographic evidence...

toejam owns goats...

that he pleasures...

every other hour...

The Humane Society...

was supplying him...

with free vaseline...

To lube himself...

prior to satisfying...

whichever winsome goat...

tickles his fancy...

His favorite part...

included a purple...

altho quite small...

yet remarkably thick...

similar in dimension...